if only peace were so contagious

To the two parishioners who are FREAKED OUT that they are going to get the swine flu from passing the peace by handshake on Sunday mornings:

Chill.

Out.

No, we are not going to stop sharing the peace.

No, we are not going to install hand sanitizer dispensers in the sanctuary.

No, we cannot save you from getting the flu, unless we outfit everyone with a hazmat suit, and that seems to be pretty bad theology (not to mention expensive. And distracting).

If you wish not to shake hands during flu season, then just don't shake hands. It's that simple.

Besides, let's do the math: there are 168 hours in a week. You spend ONE of them here. Maybe three, if you're around for other activities (during which there is no forced handshaking, so I'm just going to count the one). 1 of 168 hours is about .005% of your time. Yes, you might get the flu here. Definitely possible. But not overly likely.

Everybody should just calm down. Wash your hands. Take a deep breath, and RELAX.

Sincerely,
Your slightly irritated pastor.