Teacher: "Tonight we're going to talk about testimony."*
Very Sweet, Hard of Hearing Older Woman: "What did she say?"
Teacher: "Testimony."
Very Sweet, Hard of Hearing Older Woman: "Sex Warning?"
Teacher: "TESTIMONY."
Very Sweet, Hard of Hearing Older Woman: "SEX TESTIMONY?"
Oh.
My.
Good.
Lord.
Help me.
Not fall over laughing.
Amen.
*(Note: "Testimony" is the chapter we're studying in Dorothy Bass's excellent book, Practicing Our Faith. In case you think I have gone off my mainline/Lutheran rocker.)
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4 comments:
that is hilarious.
what does she have on the brain???
ooh boy. That's a good one.
My favorite is
Me: Would you like me to pray?
Woman: Spray? Spray what?
oh how I needed that kind of laugh. thank you.
yeah, I have no idea what was on her brain. Well, apart from the obvious. Maybe the better comment is that I have no idea WHY.
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