Today's Random Prayer

Dear Lord,

I know most of my prayers lately have been something like, "please may our house sell this week," or, "please help Beloved find a job that he loves, soon."

While I do not wish to divert your attention from those very central prayers, I would like to add just one more.

Please, Lord, do not let any members of this or my former congregation ever, ever run for President.

Thanks.

Amen.